this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2025
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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 29 points 6 days ago

Just get your lackeys in OSHA to kill off the complaints. When you're a ruthless business tycoon, you can do regulatory capture and tax evasion and get rewarded for it!

[–] webp@mander.xyz 6 points 5 days ago

Nah, factory slaves are normal in 2025

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 23 points 6 days ago

This sounds like a Rick and Morty conversation.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago

🎶Come with me, and you'll be, in a wooorld of OSHA violations🎵

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Grampa Joe: "oh I'm disable! I'll see myself to my bed. Good luck Charlie!"

[–] QueenMidna@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

Real CEO approach

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

As a kid I swore they all lived, but I was nieve wasn't I.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 45 points 6 days ago

He sees them all leaving the factory from the elevator. They may be permanently disfigured, though. Recently read both books to my daughter 😅

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 15 points 6 days ago

Es mi dia primero

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

what kind of powers does Wenzler have?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Clearly Wenzler is a type of power.