Don't stress the coffee machine, please, ask it gently "can you please stop ddosing someone on the other side of the planet and make a nice coffee for me?".
This always work for me.
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Don't stress the coffee machine, please, ask it gently "can you please stop ddosing someone on the other side of the planet and make a nice coffee for me?".
This always work for me.
"I'll listen to you over a cup of hot coffee" always works for me, then I unplug the darned thing.
βIβm so sorry, youβre absolutely right. Iβll get right on that!β
Proceeds to make a cup of motor oil
A coffee machine is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world
Glad someone else's mind went straight to The Sink - I'm not alone!
You will all rue the day when you have coffee... and no way to brew it!
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is that coffee making from TOS?
Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to make coffee.
Fucking clankers should know their place.