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I'll take a the government is collecting your nail clippings with a side of your fourth grade teacher was a vampire and has been hunting you ever since.
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this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2025
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About three fiddy.
I’ll take an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET THEM OFF MY SKIN FEELS LIKE FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH if they have it
Edit: and a juicebox
I'm good on absurdity for now, thanks.
Legal psychedelics
I can get you halfway there.
Wuh-oh
Livin on a prayer
If you find my sanity, that would be nice
4D Baja Blast diet pls