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I'll take a the government is collecting your nail clippings with a side of your fourth grade teacher was a vampire and has been hunting you ever since.
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this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2025
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If you find my sanity, that would be nice
4D Baja Blast diet pls
I’ll take an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET THEM OFF MY SKIN FEELS LIKE FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH if they have it
Edit: and a juicebox
I'm good on absurdity for now, thanks.
Legal psychedelics
I can get you halfway there.
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