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They're taking over. I'm too young to dye. No cap, rizzlers.
Fuck
This was supposed to be people clowning on me but all I got was a bunch of nice people telling me to live life to the fullest ๐ญ๐ญ
You turned my shitpost into a feelspost.
We treat senior citizens with kindness around here.
o7
bruh gray hair is sexy the fuck you on about?
Unironically, I get this a lot.
Must be nice lmfao, no one ever compliments me. You gotta be a really good looking dude to get one.
Oh, I'm just a very average gay. Gay men aren't as shy about complimenting each other. ๐ But anyway, just so you know, a lot of people are into the salt & pepper look. I say wear it with pride.
Oh trust me, I know. I've been complimented maybe 4-5 times in my life, and 3 of those times have been gay men.
If a gay guy says something then that's how I know I'm doing something right. Badge of honor.
just wait. you'll keep checking for new ones and one day you just stop looking because it starts to not bother you so much.
then one day, a few years later, you look the mirror on your way out for work or whatever and you see it.
you see all the greys. peppered all over your "youthful" appearance. and then....you look closer.....are those spots on my face-- holy shit and my hands! "when did I get so old" you'll ask yourself.
when indeed.
welcome to club, fucker. we meet at the cheapest diner in town for unlimited coffee every day at 7am until 6pm.
Oh yeah... he's a goner!
Officially an Oldโข
How do you not have crows feet - Christ your skin is smooth - I would take grey over looking like Ed Harris's ball sack (like I do)
My main tip is to never see the Sun.
Thank you though. That means a lot. I fucked myself for a while by popping bumps when I was younger so I stopped that shit and just started moisturizing occasionally.
Also I don't really wash my face in the shower, just rinse. Idk if that means anything. I don't follow a regimen.
You should've seen my mom when she was my age. Super beautiful. I look like a Hobbit in comparison.
I believe it's the sun and good genetics. I've got decent genetics (I think?) but I worked outside all of my 20s and 30s. I used sunscreen religiously but squinting (due to sun) and the like also plays a role. It's hard to remember to reapply in the middle of a 12 hr day, when there's work that needs to be done.
I'm exaggerating how wrinkled I am, but I definitely got crows feet and forehead wrinkles.
Standing around the smoke hole at work when I was 28; One of girls, "Hold still." YOINK Handed me a long white hair, I just stared at it in shock.
Embrace it. When I started getting greys, I thought I was going to have a more difficult time getting the attention I wanted. If anything, it's been the opposite. Good luck out there.
Hey man, at least you have hair. I've been losing mine since I was 16.
Not to mention salt and pepper is sexy AF
It's not over til you find gray pubes!
Does it matter if I find mine or someone else's?
Welcome to 30 unc
You're never too young to dye.
In fact, fuck societal norms, go crazy, try some funky colours! Do a half-length bleach to platinum blonde, add a green or turquoise strip, do frosted tips but instead of keeping them blonde, dye em copper red... The world's your oyster.
Or just keep the gray patches, chicks dig it.
Found my first grey hair when I was 16. Since then, multiple GFs have found the occasional grey hair. I'm 45, and weirdly my hair keeps getting darker. Used to be a platinum blonde, turned sandy blonde, and now it would be called brown.....
You might be Benjamin Button-ing!
Greetings, fellow geezer! Let's have a brewski on the porch and yell at kids to get off our lawn.
One thing I wish someone would have talked at me about more often in relation to getting older... You already have problems you're probably not paying enough attention to that you should look at now.
Does your neck always hurt in a weird way when you get up? Mole that you were looking at one day and it doesn't look quite right? Maybe you just started feeling a weird feeling in some part of your body and it never got worse so you just got used to ignoring it?
You're getting to the point where those tend to start escalating. Take inventory and get them checked out.
In case anyone needs to hear this โ when blood and mucus start coming out your butt, you need to go to the gastroenterologist. Don't believe your primary care physician who says it's probably IBS and therefore untreatable and not worth worrying about. It was ulcerative colitis for me, and they have treatments that let you live your life without being tethered to the bathroom.
You getting discount medical care with that primary care physician??
Glad to hear something helped!
Hello old man!!
oh my god
GROW DOWN FOR WHAT
Oh damn, Ludwig is getting old
