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[–] DERRALEXANO@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Is this the plot to that new Freaky Friday?

[–] ICCrawler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Your unlucky numbers are 4, 17, 32, 19, and 8.
You have no lucky numbers

[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Your cat will vomit in your shoe tomorrow.