Pizza is vegetables. It's wheat (plant), tomato (plant), cheese (plant derivative), and basil (plant). Sometimes you can add artichokes, olives, spinach, peppers, or onions - all plants.
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2025
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I like my pizza with spinach, peppers, and onions :3
I agree. So pizza is a vegetable.
Tomatoes. Do they be fruits or vegetables
Both, problem solved. And since tomato sauce is frequently found on pizza, it is indeed, pizza time