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Guess what Maria stands for in MariaDB (gregtech.eu)
submitted 4 months ago by lena to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Poor Maria got second billing.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Also, they have another product called MaxScale that’s named after his son, Max

Gotta respect Monty for selling the same database twice

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

I said this before, Debian = Deb + Ian

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No one talks about his son Postgre.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 4 months ago

I used to be an OGRE! AAAAAAGGHHH!

[–] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Marry a database. These losers falling in love with AI don't know how to be a real technophile.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

Anyone know if My or Maria happen to be single?

Or... Nah. Anyone know if Postgre is single? I've grown to enjoy it a lot more than the former 2.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 4 months ago

Possessive pronouns. Adjectives are a different thing, and there are no possessive adjectives