We're your allies! For real! Don't believe literally every single thing we have ever said or done! Dont believe our policies! Just back us!
I swear I'm going to stab the next shitlib who says this to me.
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We're your allies! For real! Don't believe literally every single thing we have ever said or done! Dont believe our policies! Just back us!
I swear I'm going to stab the next shitlib who says this to me.