OP is so fucked.
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2025
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don't bother responding, he's already dead.
OP about to be walking home with no shoes, no wallet and a headache.
You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherhonker
Was scared of gooses until I realized that I could snatch one by the neck, beat it on the ground, take the corpse home for dinner. Not that I've done that, but it's an option.
Sorry, multiples of goose are called goosen
To get to the other side ... You're on the other side.