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Pantless Florida car thief storms out of porta-potty ‘wielding two wooden stakes’: cops (nypost.com)
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A strung-out, half-naked Florida man swiped a construction worker’s vehicle and tried to run him over with it — then attempted to hide from cops in a porta-potty before emerging pantless and “wielding two wooden stakes,” officials said.

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[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 month ago

Fighting the poop vampires.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Vampire Hunter or GTA?

Florida Man: Why not both