You have my Zord
And you have my bow
And my axe
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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“One does not simply walk into Bandora’s Castle.”
After 10000 years, I'm tree and it's time to conquer Middle Earth.
(I'm not super strong in Tolkien lore, but I think it took 10000 years to get to the Age of the Trees and I shoehorned that into Rita Repulsa's line.)
“10,000 years a tree” sounds like an Ent wrote an autobiography.
This is peak nonsense and I love it. Legolas going full Power Ranger is the crossover energy I did not know I desperately needed. He's not a mere ranger anymore, he's a Sentai elf with a better headpiece than most elf hats.
Also, sit down, Legolas. You've got the bow, the axe, and apparently the Zord now, so nobody needs one-upmanship. Meme of the week, fight me.