this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's only saying you're no bother to be nice, fyi.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whenever they say "you're good" after you apologize you are not good, they just don't want to waste any more time on you and want to move on.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

"No, really, I like you a lot!" means she's feeling around in her purse for her rape whistle.

[–] Jrockwar@feddit.uk 44 points 1 week ago

Maybe he'd feel more at ease if he wore clothes.

[–] SpicyTaint@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

How it feels just being out in public.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Or am I just stoned?

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Staring from a distance is not creepy, right

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 1 week ago

you guys are getting flirted with?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

dressing nice helps.