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[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 84 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The guy doesn't like when the neighbors are loud, so he prompts them to... continue being loud. Except now it's directed at a child who may not even be involved in the loudness? Don't know about that one.

old man yells at cloud

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are so many open devices in my apartment building, but none of my neighbors are a problem so I don’t have the impetus to really explore my options. It’s a shame.

[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

You just have to set the bar lower. Did somebody not wish you a lovely day as you pass them in the corridor?
Time to break into their house while they're away and wire up an air horn their toilet lid.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There’s a trap remix that’s actually tolerable.

[–] B0rax@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Do you have a link?

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh god don't bring cognitohazards into this

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What’s New Pussycat for an hour, then It’s Not Unusual, then What’s New Pussycat for another hour

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

This shit would put me in a coma

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ohh you touch my tra la la…

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

Hmmm my ding ding dong!

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

On infinite repeat.

[–] barooboodoo@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

I have a country song by a death metal band queued.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

if i'm listening to vox and alastor flirting in song then you can bet the whole train is going to be listening to it too.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago

Ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone...

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

Eye of the Tiger and/or Final Countdown on repeat coming up.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

Evil to even mention.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the only time my mom hated pbs

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago

A perfectly valid and reasonable reaction, and yet the damage is done... forever...

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] shininghero@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

Rookie mistake. Eyeryone knows you're supposed to play Pepper Coyote's Blast Radius when you have this opportunity.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I would go for the evergreen: Never Gonna Give You Up!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Bunch of media apps and whatnot have a share feature to allow someone to listen to what you're listening to from their own device, but a few of them are advertising it with people physically hanging out together using it. Man, if they are ij the same room and have their own headphones, they can just connect their headphones to my phone and we both listen to the song at the same time from the same player. AFAIK, there's not really a limit to how many devices you can connect via bluetooth. I know you can get at least 3 headphone sets going on mine before it starts to lag a bit.

[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe an iphone feature. Android I haven't been able to connect more than 1 headset at once :(

[–] MajorSauce@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Depends on the device, my last Samsung (Note9) had this feature.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The reason it exists primarily is so that music venues and museums and such can provide broadcast audio for accessibility and just in general without requiring people to use their janky headsets from the 80s. Once it exists and is actually in the hardware for the Bluetooth chips, the work to plug together a UI for it is relatively small for what looks like a big feature.

It also has some pretty good power savings over actually pairing a device, since neither device is looking for return communication to any significant degree, and it's geared for not giving the headphones device control in the way that a paired device gets.

Overall it's a good innovation, but not the most clear to market how you'll use it every day.

[–] Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It is also a feature that should have come with the first version of bluetooth. Two devices listening at the same time is a no brainer.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Batteries weren't strong enough for wireless headsets when Bluetooth was first released

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Well, there was nothing stopping anything from doing it before, they just didn't know there was a desire for broadcast, or for the broadcaster to be uninterested in the connection of the listener.
A lot of the protocol is about making sure that things are authenticated and private. You don't want a second set of headphones connecting without your knowledge usually.
This also lets you broadcast audio encrypted, without drowning out other radios, and keeps the listener from being able to do normal pairing tasks like "download contacts".

It's obvious now, but that's only after years of everyone walking around with small radio linked ear pieces.

I remember this website where you'd log on with your friends from wherever and each take turns choosing the next song

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

The most hilarious part of this is that speakers still exist.

Wtf.

[–] Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Baby Shark ...

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Somebody is going to get an earful of The Kink Panther by Necro.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Best to use this power for good:

Play "Indian Love Call" and find out how many Martians were on the train.

[–] emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Finally everyome will know how cultured I am ("femur breaker 10 hours")