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That gif is blursed
Gowron's eyes have so much honour, they leave shadow trails behind them
Yeah you owned that slave in Myanmar you just talked to
Well it's their slave they can do whatever they want with it
Mia is clearly a petaQ who cowers in fear at the name of Gowron!
Mia isn't a scammer, she's just one of Dr Soong's early failed prototypes that he tried to keep secret, for obvious reasons.
I don't know what you mean.
It was just a really lame hamfisted joke about Mia being an artificial lifeform.
And I was quoting Mia from the meme
omg 🤦♂️
Ah, this is a good one. I should do more star-trek themed ones.
Last time, I was Maximilian, who has his own off-the books business making porn on the dark web. Would I like to go out for coffee? of course, I'm always looking for models. I promise we'll have a great time.
easy you scam them first, before they scam you. it is similar to one of the rules of acquistion.