I before E except after C, and when sounding like A as in "neighbor" and "weigh", and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll NEVER be right no matter WHAT you say!
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CAT. K A T. I'm outta here.
(I know there's two Ts)
Oh... That's a hard rule
The "except after c" rule is for when the vowels make a long "e" sound.
Honestly, if you’ve got a sense for when it applies (of the words in the blurb, only Keith and counterfeit are actually exceptions), it can be pretty helpful. I learned this:
I before e except after c
Or when sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh
And weird’s weird!
And it applies only to words with an e sound that isn’t a diphthong, and not to words that are recent arrivals from other languages. If you’re using it to try to spell “hacienda,” it’s worthless. If you’re using it to figure out “conceited,” it’ll help.
This just in: the English language has posted a response. 'We are a tough language. We freely admit this. However, we refuse to take any responsibility for Keith. His unusual... predilections are not related to us.'
Did you know if you only pay attention to half the rule the rule is useless?
Which part of the rule covers foreign or Keith? Counterfeit? Caffeinated? Feisty?
This was the biggest lie they taught us.
I mean DARE was right up there.
What species were they?
On protein supplements
Once had a substitute teacher so stupid she marked "weird" as being spelled wrong
Weirdo
Can anyone explain what's "i before e"?
I before E except after C
And when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh
And on weekends and holidays and all throughout May
And you'll always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY
Heh, onlu rule in English: Memorize them all!
It isn't often I see Brian Regan bits in the wild. The same thing came to mind.
Rules for English that aren't absolute.
I before e except after c. Which obviously is not totally accurate.
Thanks for the link. Explains why I never heard of it, it's more or less useless. Though English spelling has many problems, not just this.
If this was an exhaustive list (and I believe it isn't), "weird" should've been part of the previous sentence.
Glad I never learned it. I mean, I know the words but never internalized them so I don't use it. Happy accidents, I guess?