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[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait wait but what about Sleepy Joe???

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Could you imagine if Joe had fallen asleep during a press release like this? It would be blaring on Faux News for the next month.

Peacefully sleeping?

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There was literally a medical emergency on the floor next to him and all he could do was stand there. He either: A) lacks all empathy and was upset the attention wasn’t on him, or B) so snowed out of his gourd with Alzheimer’s he didn’t know what was happening. Either of which makes him unfit for office.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

honestly I'm not sure he was even aware

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, that is definitely a shitting my pants look. Source: Have a toddler in our house.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

my kiddo always used to get an introspective, distant gaze, then furrow their brow like they were doing calculus in their head... then plop;

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like a child in church. Mentally so far far away.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yep. lights are on but no one's home

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the lights been destroyed by cocaine.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

eric and don jr for sure... the dorito bandito doesn't strike me as a coke head. I dunno, ymmv

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

Of course he lacks empathy. That is the main reason he doesn't care or notice what is going on around him. If something is happening where he is not the center of attention, then it doesn't happen in his version of reality.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

hes standing up to allow more room for his dookie.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I think it’s c) fucking terrified of being in a sick persons shoes

[–] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Vascular Dementia is one hell of a trip and Trump won't survive the next two years since it seems like he is in the middle symptoms of it. Guy shits in a diaper and takes hormones and uppers but that doesn't stop his veins from being clogged up from the decades of MC Donalds he consumed. So that means random swelling and easy brusining especially to parts of the body like limbs and particularly the feet in the case of vascular dementia where they get swollen constantly. His brain also doesn't get enough oxygen as well but that doesn't mean it's being clogged up in the traditional dementia way. It's literally being starved of oxygen and is slowly killing him because his arteries are fucked.

The point I'm trying to make here. Don't eat like Trump. Even if your family doesn't have a history of Dementia. Vascular Dementia will fuck you up later in life. So go outside and goto to the last public spaces Americans have and goto a public park. You know because it's illegal to exist anywhere outside of a car or paying money at a business or a theme park or your own house or most likely at this rate apartment because Americans don't have the right to roam.

Also eat healthier as well and way less salts. Get plenty of sleep and you'll probably won't end up like Don over here.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

cocaine induced dementia

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

shhhh DON'T WAKE THE BABY MAN

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

BTW Sleeping dogs was in my opinion a great and absolutely underrated game

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

"Is he sleeping?"

"Yes. And possibly shitting his pants."

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Hope it’s one of those forever naps soon.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The face of Pampers leak-proof nappies.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

he upgraded from depends to astronaut nappies.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Donny dementia

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Sleeping in my doody

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

The sleepy diddler is so much better than sleepy joe.