"Jesus christ"
Yes this is a real strip club ad for a place named The Mouse's Ear.
They shouldn't have done this, it's in horrible taste. That being said, "Bend and SNAP for $500" would have been much more cleverer.
this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2025
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My kid's school is doing Legally Blonde Jr, the Musical, and I was shocked that Bend and Snap is going to be part of the show. Like, I'm not a pearl-clutching prude, but how are you going to make that appropriate for 12 year old girls?
Anyway, yes your pun was better, but it reminded me that this is going to be weird.
Yeah, idk how you kidz bop the bend and snap. That'd be a no from me
Like, how do you teach kids to do it? Show it to them, and critique their performance, without being a total creep. Big pile of nope from me.
Gross. Where is it so I don't accidentally go.
Address is at the bottom, though I can see why it might've been hard to notice
OP mentioned in the comments that it burned down a few years ago.
I'm assuming it must have reopened, otherwise their foresight is incredible (although maybe not because they didn't foresee the fire).
There's a Linux package manager joke to be made here, unfortunately I'm too sleepy to come up with it.
snap install dignity
package not found, did you mean: humanity
I used to live right by there... I feel dirty
It burned down a few years back, Im not sure where it is anymore
Edit: oh hey friend ;)
I used to know a woman who worked there... Was let go just a few days before the place burned down. I've always wondered. Lol
Also, hey! Didn't realize it was you, I was too distracted with seeing something local on Lemmy. Lol. How've you been?
Oh getting by :) hope youre doing well
I'm okay. Bouncing back and forth between here and my brother's down south.
Fell last night, dislocated my knee and broke two toes! Otherwise I reckon I'm alright. Lol.
Oh no, hope it heals quickly! 💜
some trumpian sleaze ball :
Because your difficulties are my opportunities!