Dunno if I'd even finish it so long after, but tried reading some 15 years ago Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, and found it to be such a bore I stopped halfway through and contented myself with the movie instead. Meanwhile, all other books were a super easy read for me.
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I remember Order of the Phoenix as an incredible slog indeed! Endless descriptions of (between many others) Christmas parties, going on for pages and pages, with nothing actually _happening _! Totally agree, but worth it.
For me currently, it's Ursula K LeGuin's The Left Hand of Darkness. I'm a little over halfway through, but for whatever reason I can't seem to read more than a few pages before I have to take a break, making progress really slow. I also struggled to get through A Wizard of Earthsea, even though I enjoyed the setting, plot, and characters, so I think the problem is simply a matter of not jiving with her writing style.
Fortunately the book isn't in high demand at my library so renewing it hasn't been an issue, but I just picked up three other books (holds that finally came in) and I've been struggling to justify starting them until I can get LHoD finished first. Ironically one of the new books is a long-time stuck book for me: as a teenager I dropped Xenocide midway through (IIRC it wasn't as fast-paced as the first two Ender books so I got bored) and now years later I've challenged myself with finally finishing it.
LeGuinn in general has a problem where she does a lot of slow world building and the "can't put it down" part is pretty late. I started with LHoD and felt for a lot of it like I must not jive with her style, but then it hit and I not only couldn't put it down I couldn't stop thinking about it. I've learned I need to be ready to slog a bit when I start her books despite loving them
Nice to know there might still be hope for me yet!
The left hand of the darkness was such a revelation for me! I think I might have read out in two sittings.
I also didn’t know LeGuin at the time and picked the book up because it was one of only two books in English at a second hand shop. The other was “This is Water” by Wallace. Didn’t know him either, loved that book too.
The Color of Magic. I've started that book so many times, and I enjoy it while reading it, but as soon as I put it down loose all motivation to pick it up again and I move on to other books. No idea why. It's just that my enjoyment does not stick with me once the book is closed. I just don't get hooked and wonder what will happen next.
In case you haven't read other books in the series: try other books in the series! The Color of Magic and The Light Fantastic are kind of rough and fall victim to trying to parody something by just doing the thing but while smirking. The plot wanders around in a way that's not especially compelling. Give Mort a try, or Guards! Guards! for a neater plot and better example of Pratchett's style
I second trying Mort first, Color of Magic was good but I loved Mort.
I'm stuck on Gideon the Ninth.
It's not even a bad book! It's actually quite good and I want to see what happens. I guess I'm just not in the mood for grimdark in space? It's been sitting there for two months. I've read like three kindle books rather than read Gideon. :/
I loved it and couldn't put it down, but you've gotta be in the mood for it as it is. I think it's best not to think of it as grimdark, but as basic humanity as an act of rebellion, and catholic traumacore.
Harrow on the other hand is probably the best book I've ever read despite it being crazy difficult to read.
I had good time with that one, I felt it was fun despite the grimdark. Gideon really carried it for me.
I'm reading Harrow the Ninth now, but about 3rd of the way through it has not gripped me yet.
I have been loving the quadrilogy so far, but each book is so different in style that it creates a bit of whiplash. I’m still mulling over Nona the Ninth and wondering what some pieces are all about.
Keep going, it will grab you when it grabs you
Infinite Jest
I totally DNF'ed that book
I finished it filed by spite. So hard, I understood so little, I just kept chugging at it until almost the end. Then suddenly everything fell into place and I loved the last 100 pages or so.
I love that book so much, just got better and better for me.
Les freres Karamazov.
There are so many people in it I just have to start over again basically I guess as I haven't touched it for a couple of months...
I love that book! It was my first Russian, so I understand the difficulty with both the number of characters and each character having a plethora of different names. It’s in my re-read list, and I rarely re-read anything. For me, the tangents embedded in the book made it almost fairy tale like, and I vibe with the slow pacing. The middle section about the convent (I don’t remember the details much) added a lot in the fluidity of the world.
Heey no spoilers 😁!
Okay okay I'll get to it, hopefully this Christmas...
I’m stuck on the fourth book of the Dark Tower series.
[mild spoilers] tension is rising and some foreshadowing let you imagine shit it’s not going to end well. And I can’t read it…
I got really stuck on Song of Susannah for a while. I can't even remember reading the final books tbh, just blurred through them
道德经 (Dào Dé Jīng / Tao Te Ching). I've tried and bounced off this one five times now and am in the middle of try #6. I've got the classical Chinese next to a modern Chinese translation with commentary next to at least three English translations and it still hurts my brain.
This is how I generally read books, so there are dozens.
If you only count books I'm more than a couple chapters into, then in descending order of how long they've been on the list:
Gödel, Escher, Bach
Beelzebub's Tales to his Grandson
Finnegan's Wake
Gravity's Rainbow
House of Leaves
They're all great books, but they require a bit more dedicated reading time than I generally have.
Gödel, Escher, Bach was a hard read, it took me until i think half way before it started to “roll”, and the mathematical logic chapter was rough. Overall, worth reading in its entirety. In particular its section on AI and the ideas they had at the time was very interesting, even if by now they are significantly out of date.
Some I’m not a music fan, for me personally the connection to music didn’t make the book any easier, but actually taught me some cool things about music I had never thought about.
House of leaves for me too 😅 got 80% and loved it, then got busy again... now I'm intimidated to pick it back up
I think I’m almost 50% in, but it has been sitting somewhere for the last months. It is really intimidating!
I got to chapter IX, flipped through it to estimate how long it would take to read it properly, and dutifully put the bookmark in it.
The Silmarillion. I can only get as far as Valaquenta before I have the urge to do anything else other than read a book as dense as that.
The third Ringworld book. It's just not doing it for whatever reason, so I switched to listening to Discworld: Color of Magic and reading The Witcher.
Gödel, Escher, Bach. A philosophy reading neighbor was excited for me to read it but it SUCKS. I must finish it so we can talk about it but I'm not into it AT ALL.
I'm also most of the way through a book called The Martian Inca. It's fine, just not very compelling.
Consider Phlebas has me stuck. I can tell it's going to be good, but it's not grabbing me
This may just be me, but I've read a handful of books by Iain M. Banks, and found them all to have uneven or odd pacing that can make it easy to get stuck. If you like the overall vibe it's worth pushing through, and it's not just you!
The Odyssey. Got to half way through book 4 and just didn't continue it.
The old sagas are difficult… time really separated is from the set up they were meant for, making them very hard to relate to. I tried the Illiad and also abandoned a little way into it
The Great Book of Amber has been giving me side eye for at least 15 years. I know it's more than one book, but it's definitely my mental ball and chain.
I was stuck with Dhalgren by Samuel R. Delany for well over a year. Finally finished a couple months ago. I think the longest I've been stuck with a book before this is maybe 4 months and that's usually because I haven't had enough time to read.
It's a book my dad wrote. I want to read it because I love my dad, but I really don't enjoy his writing style. It's been sitting on my desk for a few months now, I'm working on the second chapter.
The Closing of the Western Mind by Charles Freeman. It’s almost 600 pages of very information-dense prose but very well-written. It’s genuinely fascinating but I can read a dozen pages and spend a month or two thinking about them before diving in again.
That seems like a recommendation! I have the same with Ezra Puond’s Cantos. I read one or three and I have to let it settle in my brain for months before I’m ready for a new dose.
The Silmarillion. I've tried three times with the dead tree version and twice with an audio version. Can not get more than halfway.
James Joyce's 'Ulysses' for me, just can’t get the momentum to get into it.
I borrowed out from a friend at his insistence, but i was moving away two weeks later and couldn’t finish it in time… I was enjoying it a lot but now I’ll have to start back again and i don’t know if I can get into it again.
To me, reading it required a very different state of mind than for other books. I had to feel “floating” along with the book, accept where it was bringing me and not ask too many questions. I relished the feeling and the difference from everything else I’ve read.
I decided to read all of Joyce in order, which I think helps ease you into his head.
It was just A LOT of reading, but it was The Big Book of Cyberpunk by Jared Shurin. It was a whopping 1000 pages of double paragraphed pages, so 2 columns of writing. It covered a a bunch of different “topics” while covering stories from the beginning (60s?) to when it was written. The topics included “Self”, “culture” “post human”, among a few others that I can’t recall right now.
It made me realize, as much as I love Scifi, I don’t like cyberpunk, I need “Space” in my stories.
I did actually finish last week! I would a few stories every few weeks while reading my other material. I loved it for the concept and history of Cyberpunk, but as mentioned, the stories were meh, but that’s a me thing. Great book otherwise.
Dune was dry in a few places and took me longer than usual to read, but part of that was just digesting everything, really technical reading, really slows you down.
Edit, oh wow, I checked my phone, and I bought it Oct 26/24. So took me just about a year to read it! It’s a beast.

Don Quixote. I have been reading at it for years. I am going to try with a different translation one of these days.
2666 by Roberto Bolaño - it took me a couple of goes to get through the first section, but I was finally getting into it, when it suddenly just changes completely, into an entirely different story.
I will have another go at some point, but I'm in no rush.
Acceptance by Jeff VanderMeer. I loved Annihilation, but Authority, while not bad, was so different (and slow) that it killed my momentum through the series. I'm maybe 1/3 of the way through Acceptance, but every time I try to go back to it, I just put it back down after a couple of pages.
Little Men by Louisa May Alcott.
I'm mostly a genre reader (SF, Fantasy, sometimes horror), but my mom adored these books. So to honor her (and for connection to her) I've slogged through Little Women twice. Little Men... I've had it out for three years and am still only halfway through. I'll get there though!