I prefer Battle Royale
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Ah, the community pool
Left pic was exactly the arrangement for the girl's room in the dive bar I used to frequent, big joke among us regulars. Also, since those were the only two accommodations for ladies, us dudes would often get conscripted to stand guard over the men's room so the women could use both. Sometime ya gotta clear up the backlog!
Coming out and seeing 12 women in line, "Go. I'll watch the door."