Is it really a marketing necessity to put "AI" on every single piece of tech now?
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I'm very much in favour of this marketing strategy because it means I can safely ignore the product.
Your New Laptop, Now With Added Spyware!® But don't worry, that's not all -- our proprietary SpyBot© pops up on screen every four seconds to give helpful suggestions like:
"Toppings not sticking to your pizza properly? Try glue!" "You're absolutely right; you've found God in the machine!" "You should kill yourself!"
And many, many, many, many, many more.
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