This is why the world is going so wrong today.
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
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this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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The policy at my local library is far more reasonable
This only makes me want to masturbate irresponsibly as an act of defiance.
drives to nearby church
Stay away from little timmy
Is that thing in the lower right corner the masturbation shed?
Channel 4 logo (UK TV channel)
I think it's a four but I'm not an expert on digits
It looks like a little man in an avant-garde shed.
It 100% does, I support your vision
Look boss, company time or not this penis is going to ejaculate before I leave the office today. The only question is who's going to make it happen.
Only mental masturbation is allowed in the corporate world - in fact, I'd say it's downright mandated.