"We must face the long dark of Vagina. Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs, in the deep places of the world".
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On the 3rd day, look to the east
The beacons are lit! Gooners call for aid!
G-Spot isn't even difficult to find e.e
It's RIGHT THERE on the front wall. It's like going into a house and not being able to spot a ceiling fan because you're so obsessively fixated on what's down the hallway. For fucks sake.
I mean shit is a lot more convuluted than I imagined
The existence of the G-spot has not been proven, nor has the source of female ejaculation.[4][5] Although the G-spot has been studied since the 1940s,[2] disagreement persists over its existence as a distinct structure, definition and location.[4][6][7] The G-spot may be an extension of the clitoris, which together may be the cause of orgasms experienced vaginally.[7][8][9] Sexologists and other researchers are concerned that women may consider themselves to be dysfunctional if they do not experience G-spot stimulation, and emphasize that not experiencing it is normal.
It's social suicide to say this of course lol
People have individual anatomies and there is no one-size-fits-all approach? Just because something worked great with a previous partner, that doesn't necessarily mean it will work well with future partners?
How do you expect people to find the ceiling fan if they don’t even know how to use the doorbell.
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Brilliantly put, actually. You win. That's a wrap.
I'm thinking about my doorbell
When are you gonna ring it?
When are you gonna ring it?
My first serious girlfriend was an absolute freak and almost ruined all my future relationships for me by telling me that, among other things, slamming it into her cervix was absolute pinnacle of sex for her.
My experience is that it's about as common as any other way a woman gets off 🤷 just pay attention, talk and listen, change your approach accordingly...
The trick is to have a dick small enough that you never have a chance of hitting her cervix. Taps temple
Also you can't hit her cervix if there's no her!
There's no cervix on the palm!
genuinely yes, I prefer guys on the smaller end of average
hi
I call it ringing the bell.
Sounds fun, but it kills the mood
Better for me, certainly not for her.
I’ve certainly delved too deep and awoken some darkness.
Gandalf as he's about to go down and take one for the team with the flaming hellbeast: "fly you fools"
Next you are going to say that you shouldn't treat women like they do in pornos.
Depends on the porno I guess.
And the person, some are into it
The man delved too greedily and too deep!
Sometimes it happens when you're a bit on the larger side and the girl has a shallow vagina shrugs
The average penis is 6 inches long. The average vagina is 8 inches deep. That means that in New York City alone there is over 200 miles of unused vagina! (stolen)
Now that Mamdani is mayor can we get that unused vagina redistributed to those of us who have none?
A vagina that doesn't like poetry and just wants to go out and party every night? Just wants to get drunk and have a good time?
Yea, this is an actual problem for some people. There are some rings, that you can use as buffers/markers so you don't go to deep.
can someone give me the download link for the PC checker?