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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

I think we need some hypotheses here. My guess is that a short, springy pasta like a rotini or a fusili, or even a cavatappi, would be best, as opposed to something long and stringy, like spaghetti or fettuccine. Angel Hair would be far too delicate if the passion gets...vigorous.

Thoughts?

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gotta be rotini, it's ribbed

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago
[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Obviously it's puttanesca

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Burning Hole

[–] Boppel@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

samyang 3x spicy

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Ah, this generation has found its Jason Biggs.

[–] siha@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Matpat is not who he used to be...

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago

hello the peak

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm in Oklahoma, anyone got a non-PH link?

[–] Peter1986C@lemmings.world 3 points 1 week ago

He basically has them inside (translucent) sex toys and puts his dick in there. I am not sure you would be missing much. 😆

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