I could buy 2 $1 with $2. I'll take the $2 and trade it in for 200¢
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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Depends on the value of variables $1 and $2...
SCNR
Id rather have $1 because $1 > $2
what?
meow
$2 if it comes as a $2 bill, and not 2 $1 bills or other smaller denominations.
Are both $ indicating USD, or maybr one is USD, other is CAD?
Whole lotta countries use the $ to indicate their own currency, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand...
I dunno, it might be neat just to have a Loonie or a Twoonie though, eh?
Or, we can pretend we're doing currency arbitrage, wheeeee!!!
Also, if you give me either one, or two doll hairs... I will be displeased.
Greed is overrated.
$2 thought.
I think I'll take your two dollars that way I get two dollars and the satisfaction of you not having two dollars, who said you can't buy anything for a dollar these days.
I'll take both