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Awaiting your call (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/surrealmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Dunno why but I love the left margin on the second bullet point. Really ties it together.

[–] Houseman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Carpet munching.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't invite this guy into your house!!!! It's a trick!!!!

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely a trick. He showed up at my house and cleaned up all my blood! I was still using it!

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

DONT LISTEN TO P1K1E GUYS.

I AM NOT A CROOK

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that Ted Cruz?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

coal powered sack of semi sentient worm skin suit wearing ass kissing Ted "I'm a real human" Cruz? I'd say it's him from the context alone, but the picture clinches it.

[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lol now that is properly hilarious.