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Leslie Knope for me!

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Motoko Kusanagi.

How, is she when she doesn't surf?

I wonder what she does when she wakes up.

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How, does she so perfectly surf?

...

She's incredible math.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Cthulhu, if only to mix up the goddamn headlines for a bit.

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[–] Fleeing_snail@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

As Leslie Knope is already taken, I choose Susan Sto Helit. It would have been so fun to be in her class, too.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Optimus Prime. I wish giant robot dad was around to fix mine and the world's problems.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Not a person, but a place. Namely the prison from Red Dwarf where everything you do to someone else, you did to yourself.

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jill Valentine, I want her to peg me.

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[–] EsmereldaFritzmonster@lemmings.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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Robin Hood.

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

A really good "people first in mind" politician. But that's only in fairy tales.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, the handsome monkey king Sun Wukong.

Not sure he'd care to fix things, but it would be different if there was a benevolent unbeatable power in the world.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Amon

This characters punches are as powerful as nukes, can survive being hit by several nukes, has nearly indestructible arms, can fly really fast, being able to reach space in seconds, has managed to invent interplanetary teleportation, knows about the afterlife, even making an ability that prevents people he killed from coming back to life, can destroy the observable universe by concentrating for a minute and does not require food, water or oxygen

The planet he ruled seemed pretty peaceful

A nice variant of a genie could also work

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[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

G.I. Robot, kinda obvious why

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

I’ll go with Knope as well.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I’ll go with an obscure one and say TRON. I think it would be really incredible if there was an actual sentient program on my computer that worked actively to maintain, improve, and secure my system.

We get a limited view of that on the movies, but I would really enjoy being able to just open communication with the computer directly and ask it to help with complex work.

Essentially AGI instead of LLM.

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[–] mediOchre@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

The Vision.

Indestructible, level-headed, compassionate mind-reader? All the world's big problems would be solved overnight.

(Assuming no Corvus Glaive)

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[–] Lawnmaster9000@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
  • phantom thieves of hearts

  • metro version of totoro

  • april o'neal and lois lane: they often get into trouble so i think they are doing their jobs right

  • austin powers, johnny english

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