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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Supposedly way more people die with prostate cancer than from it.

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I'd definitely have to do some research and think about this one for a minute before deciding. If you immediately have full-blown cancer, nah. But if it means you develop cancer at the moment you get the super power, I guess that would be pretty treatable.

[–] mormund@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

In TF2 lore that might actually be canon like this for the Soldier.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well that prompt took off.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Divisibility