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[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Ah well I'd enjoy the pizza and the pasta

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Instructions unclear, am fat now.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Me: I'm an Italician.

Autocorrect: Did you mean Italian?

Me:

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

The I in LGBTQIA is for italic

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

Careful, or they’ll make you strikethrough!

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

where my obliqueez at?

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's still straight. Just at an angle.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

The smoothest criminal.