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[–] robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Con is my irl dump stat… along with str, dex, wis, and cha.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 12 points 2 weeks ago

Int builds for life!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Same but also INT and hidden luck stat

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

DND stats are weird. Only con gets more impactful as you level. Imagine if strength was +damage and carry per level. 18 strength at first level is +3 damage, but fourth level is +12. That might be the path to reinventing Pathfinder, though.

I'll also say, playing games that don't have the six stats, or even character attributes at all was really refreshing. Just skills worked fine.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's a just skills ttrpg?

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Fate is the one that comes to mind. Just skills. Your big brawler dude might be like

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  • Fight: 4
  • Provoke, Rapport: 3
  • Will, Athletics, Notice: 2

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  • High Concept: King of the Ring Fighter
  • Trouble: Always a Show Off

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  • Stunts and backgrounds: not going to make them up now but they add more depth

You don't need to know this guy has exactly 8 or 10 intelligence, or whatever.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, FATE - it's F.U.D.G.E. with extra icing!

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine if strength was +damage and carry per level.

With extra attack it is.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 weeks ago

Kind of. You only get one extra attack for most classes (and most games, since a minority reach level 11 and also have a class with third attack).

It would be interesting if con only got you an HP bonus at first, fifth, and sometimes 11th level.

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't need CON if I nuke them from orbit.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

It is, the Only way, to be sure.

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

You can not push a button to launch a nuke if they disable your hand!

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

EXPLOOOOOSION!!!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Since when has con ever been a dump stat?

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It can be if you're not a coward!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sure but this comic is treating it like it's charisma or something.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

When I am a glass cannon Wizard or Sorcerer. Concentration is only for spells with continued duration. Not needed for FIREBALL.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Raistlin has a great Con score, it's just on Caramon's character sheet.

If you can't make your own saves, make sure you keep a big musclehead around to make them for you.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's honestly a great way of thinking about it. My character can open any lock, charm any NPC, withstand any attack and deal incredible amounts of damage, just by asking a buddy to do it for them. Friendship is OP.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... The real OPness was the friends we made along the way?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The friends you met in the tavern in session zero

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I read this as Rincewind like from discworld, and I was going to say he had a great con score. Lots of cardio.

Yeah Rincewind's dump stat was wisdom.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I approve.

<check my username>

Oh hey! I had not gotten the connection until I googled it now.

[–] Gigginox@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 weeks ago

Don't need alot of hp I i dont get hit in the first place

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Laughs in kineticist

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Dex & Char go brrrrr