It's the glycerin. Look at the contents of nearly every protein bar, and glycerin is in the first four ingredients, and man, once you know that, you can taste it, it coats your mouth, it doesn't leave, and it tastes exactly like it sounds.
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It tastes just like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOllF3TgAsM
"Couldn't love you more, you've got a beautiful taste."
Doesn't sound bad to me. 🤷♂️
Block this shit.
Never realized this song is about eating protein bars.
Don't let the days go by
Glycerine, glycerine
I mean it’s pretty obvious is you pay attention the lyrics.
Has the word shit been censored?
So dumb. The censorship that is
I don't believe there is such a thing as protein bar manogomy. They will all betray you eventually. For about 30s when I try a new one I feel like Magellan, but then a few more bites, and I feel like despite being hungry I can't finish the thing.
There's this one specific bar I could eat endlessly, chocolate mud by crankt
https://crankt.com.au/product/9-pack-chocolate-mudcake-crankt-protein-bar-60g/
ha ha it's a recycled old paper
