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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Pray you don't get bit again before it finishes loading

[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't really tell scale there but several bites in a row like that might indicate bed bugs, check the corner of your mattress, and any clothes near where you sleep

[–] harcesz@szmer.info 2 points 3 weeks ago

They go in straight-ish lines, at least the European/Euro-Asian ones I've dealt with.

[–] somewa@suppo.fi 8 points 3 weeks ago

Probably 5pin GX16. Might be fatal.

[–] bjorney@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you've had chicken pox before and have had mysterious pain/tingling on an arm/leg on the same side of the body as those for the past few days it could be shingles

I just had it at 33 last week and it looked very similar to that when it first popped up

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

this looks more like contact dermatitis. varicella has very distinctive pox marks, and shingles, i had it clusters alot as a rash.

[–] Legom7@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

A coven of mosquito witches.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

You allergic to cats? Look like one walked on you.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, that was me. Your flesh just looked delicious, and I thought "Well, I COULD go for some tasty drinking of the blood of the innocent...."

You just wouldn't be as tasty if you had murdered someone and were guilty.

could be scabies

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] wowski303@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

a bug from fediverse trying to create the 'Fedibite'

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Hang on, you’re about to be kidnapped by aliens!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Shingles? Have you been having joint/back pain or any other intense pain?

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is this loss?

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