this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2025
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Anti Meme

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We're the anti-meme community where the joke is that there isn't one, and by explaining that, we've ruined the whole thing, but we all find the collective misery hilarious.

The music of comedy is more important than the joke itself.

Follow the instance rules please, this is a lovely instance.

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[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

32 months ain't baby, 32 weeks would have been more acceptable

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago

*2 years, 8 months and 8 months resp.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Maybe the baby was born 26 months premature.

[–] TheV2@programming.dev -1 points 2 months ago

Maybe the baby's real mother carried him in her womb for 20 months.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

32 months is a toddler. That baby has some serious issues.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

thirty two month is

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Through this comic I've thought of a great argument against the anti abortion crowd: asking their birthday.

If they don't add the months prior to the day they flopped out of mother's meat curtains, they agree they weren't alive before.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like the enthusiasm but it's called "birthday" for a reason

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

Ok, rephrase as how old they are

[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't "birth" defined as the process of being, quoting you, "flopped out of mother's meat curtains"?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

All right al them how old they are. Same reasoning and removes that point

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 2 months ago

hah ! nooice

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

month's

Oh, Rob. Rob, Rob, Rob.

[–] AbeilleVegane@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago

Doubt it was Rob, the text has been edited

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

If your baby is 2.5 years old you should go to a doctor.