this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2025
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Anti Meme

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We're the anti-meme community where the joke is that there isn't one, and by explaining that, we've ruined the whole thing, but we all find the collective misery hilarious.

The music of comedy is more important than the joke itself.

Follow the instance rules please, this is a lovely instance.

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[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

32 months ain't baby, 32 weeks would have been more acceptable

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

*2 years, 8 months and 8 months resp.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Maybe the baby was born 26 months premature.

[–] TheV2@programming.dev -1 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe the baby's real mother carried him in her womb for 20 months.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

32 months is a toddler. That baby has some serious issues.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Through this comic I've thought of a great argument against the anti abortion crowd: asking their birthday.

If they don't add the months prior to the day they flopped out of mother's meat curtains, they agree they weren't alive before.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like the enthusiasm but it's called "birthday" for a reason

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ok, rephrase as how old they are

[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't "birth" defined as the process of being, quoting you, "flopped out of mother's meat curtains"?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

All right al them how old they are. Same reasoning and removes that point

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 3 weeks ago

hah ! nooice

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

thirty two month is

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

month's

Oh, Rob. Rob, Rob, Rob.

[–] AbeilleVegane@beehaw.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Doubt it was Rob, the text has been edited