Yes hello I like screwing
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2025
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But can you drive?
A society girl was being driven in the Town car by the Chauffeur.
Suddenly the car broke down, so the chauffeur popped the bonnet and had a look inside the engine bay. A loose hose clamp had caused a coolant leak and the engine had overheated and run dry.
The young lady (being a modern gal and having all sorts of things) reached into her handbag and asked “Would you like a ScrewDriver?”.
“Might as well, we’re not gonna be able to get this Bastard started again!”
ScrewingwithSFM 🤪
That whole saying is funny.
I am human because I eat humans.
You eat cow, there for you are a cow.
Your wife eats old women, there for she is a hag.
Consumo ergo sum