This really has "30 year old trying to write college aged characters" energy. With a healthy dose of Tumblr fan fic writing thrown in there.
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2025
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Are you saying it's fake and gay?
Careful, those boys will come after you
Fake and... Fake gay?
You seem to think I, of all people, would post quality content.
If it makes me smirk, it ends up on Lemmy.
Haha, yes. This is also every Zoomer Marvel/DC writer when they try to write teens.
Sweet. Really fucking weird.
Things can be two things at once.
Sad that the immediate assumption is friends can't hold hands π
They canβt. As grandma always used to say, βif fingers are interlockinβ, you gotta stick your cock in.β
I have you tagged as "knows chemistry". I'm sure I meant the science, but I'll choose to trust you on this too.
Unrelated to the post and only focusing on the title, whenever anyone uses the ππ emojis, the only thing that comes to mind is the "middle-out" sequence in Silicon Valley