It's dolomite, baby!
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I'm 40% dolomite!
Goodbye, cruel world!
Goodbye, cruel lamp!
Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pompom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be, I…
(Rumbling in the laboratory...) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me!
As soon as he appeals to Satan he is saved 😳 the next thing the Professor says is "Good news! I'm still technically alive, yes"
PAZUZU!!!
Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt.
Professor walks into conference room: "G N Eee"
I don't remember what episode, but first time i caught it, I rewatched it several times and laughed so hard it became part of my identity
This one?
Will have to go back and watch but I think so!
"Were all going to die"
"Things only rhyme below ten to the minus five angstroms, you dope!"
"Shut up, Hawking. Fry, you idiot! You're a genius! Why are the laws of physics what they are? Instead of some other laws? To find out, we'd have to recreate the conditions before the Big Bang. It would take decades of work by thousands of scientists in a particle accelerator powered by dump trucks of flaming grant money."
"I was going to eat that mummy."
If you don’t stop fighting I’ll have you both neutered.
IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS! WHY SHOULDN'T IT?!
Defend the fire!
Good news, everyone! I'm still technically alive!
you sound like my tennis instructor
He's teriyaki style
He has spells?!
Aww I expected someone to have died
News, everyone.
Fuck you everyone!