Bro got mismatched leggings, is completely missing a shoe, that thing on his head, and he out there wondering why he ain’t gettin any smfh yeah the swans laughing their tail feathers off at his dumb ass.

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Shouldn't have left the house.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Dandy boy there in the back with TWO bitches. Tell y'all, nothing wrong with dressing a tad feminine. Don't be afraid.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The one on the front left too.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Missed that boy! Homeboy alone, aint' he?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Homeboy is hugging and kissing what looks like one of two identically styled twin sisters. Kinky.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

GRRRR! I can never find real porn like that!

[–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Swans are kind of terrifying. Like Canada geese, but much bigger.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 4 weeks ago

They are territorial and vicious. I once got chased by a couple of guard swans. It was terrifying.

[–] blave@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

”Le honque”

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

There's also a single rabbit, mired in self pity under the bench.