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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Are we sure it was just the bag of Doritos that the AI misclassified?

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

finally an article whose text is just as oniony

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

We are taking orders from machines? At whose behest?

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Straight to jail

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I faintly recall there was a news article about someone who was gunned down by cops mistaking a foil-wrapped sandwich for a gun.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Tortillas are as American as anything can be so it's normal that anti-American trump would flag them.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Its not trump that flags them but I wouldn't be surprised if its his support network of billionaire tech oligarchs

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

My post was a joke. In reality, identifying a bag of Doritos for a weapon sounds like the kind of mistake AI image recognition software can make. (and humans too - police have mistaken toys for actual weapons).

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[–] mang0@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Made me think of the beginning of the movie Brazil.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Is this ..... Harassment?

[–] r4venw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

... Why did dexerto file this under "Entertainment"

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Arguably it is hilariously stupid.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

You guys don't understand, he was holding ninja stars! /s

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