this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2025
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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Bam!
...
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!
Click. Click. Click. Click.
Whack! Whack! Whack!...

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Choice 1: The Age of Dark Unity.

As the Age of the Dark Enlighement ends, you become the slave of your overlords to an even higher degree, but you think the temporary gains of security will worth it, even at the cost of losing your everything, including your body.

Choice 2: Uncertainity.

After an ultra-hard boss battle, you defeat your overlords, but also a lot of technology with them. You don't know if you can rebuild society with the information on those technologies you possess.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Resistance is futile

[–] joseplinux@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, I would spare the machine and install Linux on it

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 month ago

You have to be a techno mage in order to do that.

And a good matabot is a dead matabot.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Distal though...

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

shoots until only scraps of the machine remain

FUCK YOU TO ETERNITY, WINDOWS!

burns the scraps down

heavy breathing

AND FUCK ALL OF YOU BIG TECH