That's why I come here, for good, solid life advice like this.
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2025
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Everyone younger than me are little shits who don't know nothing and everyone older than me are old farts with outdated knowledge. Fuck'em.
And everyone the same age as me is a clueless idiot who never outgrew high school.
Damn r u a minister becuz you preach the truth.
Everyone driving slower than me = doesn't know how to drive
Everyone driving faster than me = crazy, reckless driver
Anyone driving my exact same speed near me = annoying and trying to cause an accident.
Everyone driving slower than me is a moron, everyone driving faster than me is a maniac.
Also, anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac, anyone slower is an idiot.
Shut the fuck up Kyle.
Is that monster drink “nerd” flavor?
Looks to be trans flavour to me
I think it's actually "gay nerd" flavored.
The nerd flavour is the white one
Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red. I think its red grapefruit flavored. But its one of the zero sugar garbage ones so I've never had it.
Has more fun than me = drug abuser
Has more friends than me = slut
drug abuser
slut
Hey, don't drag me into this
It's just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.
Thanks, r/ AntiMentalHealth
Good thing I don't care about these things.
What if they're more successful, more likeable, and happier? please, I need copium
More successful : Tryhards
More likeable : desperate for friends
Happier :
Everyone needs to watch BoJack. Everyone needs that trauma in their life.
LET THEM EAT GUUUUNS
Happier = have many untreated mental illnesses /j
(Conservatives think like that actually, because "muh dooties")
then they're marriage material
Ass kissers, attention seekers, sheeple
If he's bigger than me: Yeah probably. I get off my ass to rake the yard or build furniture, I don't work out.
If he's richer than me: Yeah it's almost certainly via white collar crime. I live below my means, I'm the son of an IT professional, I went to college on a grant and I taught flight school before I worked in a rapid prototyping lab. I've worn blue and white collars. I've written C++ and run a lathe for my pay.
If he's smarter than me: That's easy to believe with my 3.3 GPA. I was an honor's student looked down upon by the AP and IB kids.
The man who looks better than me probably owns a mirror. I wear navy blue T-shirts and black gym shorts as a daily uniform because they're easy to launder and I shave my neck because a neckbeard bothers me when I'm trying to sleep. Do you want your Lycoming overhauled or not, because I went to mechanic school and you didn't. Thought so, that'll be $30 grand.
sniff sniff
Everyone is stinky.
Anything than to have to fix my life.
I don't shower as I don't want the females to think I am gay. I don't read, study, or try so I am not a nerd. I work a deadend job to prove I am "self made". I avoid the "roids", the gym, and exercising, which saves me so much time.
Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.
I don't know if this is the case still, in the Xbox360 days definitely.
This is more of a Fortnite and Roblox timeline. And I mean the adults.
Today I found out I'm a
Roided up gay daddies money having nerd who slept with your wife and mother at the same time.
President of the United States=Trump
There will be some poor bastard out there who is being bullied by a guy that is on roids that he pays for with daddys money, and is a total nerd who keeps on bragging about how awesome he is at sucking cock. And none of us believe him lol
You are welcome not to I guess. It wouldn't be cope though if you directed 3 out of 4 of those at me.