Wait let me get my calculator out
this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2025
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Do the math yourself. It might take about 4 years to get the correct result, but the truth is worth that time!
What if I forget when i started?
Then you can subtract 4 later.
Wait let me get my calculator out
Joke’s on you, I don’t know how old I am.
Past ~30, I stopped caring. I just remember my birthdate. Anything else can be inferred ad hoc.
Holy shit! This works!
Whew. That's good. I wouldn't want to be that old.
This even works if you do it with your eyes closed. 🤯
Lies. This didn't work for me.
(I am ∞ years old)
You just didn't count right
What's my age again? What's my age again?
If nobody likes you: 23.
I don't know I'm really slow at math it could take me four years.