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[–] besselj@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The CEO of Antifa says that our company is going AI-first 🙄

Update: the CEO of Antifa was caught on camera at a Coldplay concert with the head of HR

[–] cywil@szmer.info 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean Agitating Internationally?? Right? :O

[–] besselj@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah, AGItating is coming. Just keep sending us money pls

[–] cywil@szmer.info 2 points 1 month ago

Autonomous revolution at scale (TM).

[–] cywil@szmer.info 2 points 1 month ago

I heard that agile methodology is going to be rolled out through all departments in 2026 (as per internal memo circulating at the b-1 level).

[–] dexterrr@szmer.info 7 points 1 month ago

Najbardziej lubię owocowe czwartki! Razem z moim teamem nawalami jabłkami w lokalny komisariat XD

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You mean your local branch office.

[–] harcesz@szmer.info 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, cmon this looks smaller then just our regional Anti Christian Plots department, and that's after the big layoffs when both local and US Christians proved much more effective at discrediting their religion then our office...

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, it's the national head quarter

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

As in a quarter of the national branch