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Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/Risa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
 
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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rom is a god damn genius, I will not stand for the slander of his character.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dear Quark,

I borrowed parts of your disruptor to fix the replicator. Will replace them soon.

Rom

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Also the single best frienemy duo in cinema history.

[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is hilarious and I love it, but why doesn't this person know how to use a comma?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Fair point.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

I lol'ed at Pope Karen.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago

flabbergasted this post doesn’t mention baseball a single time

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also, the starbase has a bustling economy based on espionage, holodeck porn, yamok sauce, and self-sealing stembolts. This happens even though nobody needs money anymore, and nobody in Starfleet gets paid.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Bastard Reptile also prank calls Antifa

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey, just wanted to call you up on your mom's birthday to tell you I fucked her. Byeeeee

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains! [Dukat continues laughing, and hangs up the phone]

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_crank_calls

That's what my mind went to when I saw that ep. My wife was amused because he called her in the middle of the night while she's still sleepy

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Also asshole genocidal lizard man who's horrific history is paved over by exploring his other traits but is still a genocidal asshole at the core.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I need this same thing for Babylon 5.

Ivonova is god. Ivonova is always right. I will listen to Ivonova.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I haven't watched DS9 Star Trek since highschool but I'll be damned if I don't remember just enough of it to kek real hard at this