cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/34437863
'Ain't no rule says a blue whale can't play basketball!
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2025
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The team with the shortest height of all players combined always plays on the side of the court with the whale's tail on it, and the taller team on the side with the head.
Is it a better a strategy to play short players and leverage the advantage of being able to shoot from the whales head, or is it better to still play tall players? Will the reduced weight of short players result in fewer players legs falling into the necrotic flesh of the dead whale or will it make a difference?
There's a lot of variables involved that could finally make basketball interesting to me.
Of course the number of blue whales you'd have to slaughter and haul into stadiums for the full basketball season could be argued by some as being cruel, since eventually you WOULD need to throw out the old, rotted whales as they became a safety hazard.