cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/36454966
Based on some quick Googlin, that's about 1,200 calories per day.
Half of which is the wine.
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But thats important so dont even dare suggest consuming smth more nutritional or filling instead.
What's a vegetable?
Those things rabbits eat
Chickens eat vegetables, and they make eggs. So the veggies are intrinsic.
Chickens eat bugs, and bugs are outside, so the logic is sound.
I thought they mostly ate corn. At least the factory farmed ones in the US..
It's a diuretic. You'll pee out a bunch of water weight and think the diet worked better than it did.
Hear me out: replace some of the white wine with whiskey, red wine, LSD, xanax
You can cut out the steak and eggs and just double the wine to make it even healthier.
I like the way you think.
It's good that they remembered the black coffee at the end of the day to help you sleep.
Really helps with the night terrors
A family member once did the hot dog, eggs, and banana diet. They could have unlimited clear liquids (water, coffee, tea, etc) but day 1 you only ate hot dogs, day 2 was only eggs, day three was only bananas.
I cannot think of a worse way to spend three days.
I did the infamous military diet for a month as a 15 year old. Can't call anyone else stupid now
What's the military diet? MREs and marching?
A stupid 3 day diet. MREs and marching remain optional.
I spent a week in my early 20s eating nothing but doughnuts to spite my aunt who had ranted about how it was "impossible" eat doughnuts and lose weight. I was limited to 4-5 doughnuts a day to keep the calories low enough to noticably lose weight over the week. And I let myself have black coffee when I started to feel hungry. I had spite and youth to keep me going, I cannot imagine voluntarily doing this diet unless you're an alcoholic who refuses to cut back on your bottle-a-day habit and you need to lose a bunch of weight fast.
Bet they could lose more if they swapped the daily bottle of wine with something less caloric, like a pint of vodka.
I am not putting lemon on my steak
I read the first one like a poem.
I egg, I hard boiled. I wine.