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Based on some quick Googlin, that's about 1,200 calories per day.
Half of which is the wine.
But thats important so dont even dare suggest consuming smth more nutritional or filling instead.
What's a vegetable?
Those things rabbits eat
Chickens eat vegetables, and they make eggs. So the veggies are intrinsic.
Chickens eat bugs, and bugs are outside, so the logic is sound.
I thought they mostly ate corn. At least the factory farmed ones in the US..
It's a diuretic. You'll pee out a bunch of water weight and think the diet worked better than it did.
Hear me out: replace some of the white wine with whiskey, red wine, LSD, xanax
You can cut out the steak and eggs and just double the wine to make it even healthier.
I like the way you think.