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[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Actually would be nice if bitcoin exchanges had to disclose what's the average % gain/loss for all users.

[–] FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 month ago

And the investors rest happily