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Source of the photo is this guy: https://youtube.com/shorts/MZIpJ_fu8y0
Kreosan’s channel is a wonder of content and things nobody should ever do. They have a video where they caught lightning into an old CRT TV and have to run because the noise would attract soldiers. The guy in this image bathed in water in Chernobyl and had to get some treatment for the radiation.
To be fair most vegetables are ok in the fridge, potatoes have to also stored properly so they don't start growing. Onoin is the most resilient imho