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[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 124 points 1 month ago

That's preposterous... He simply violently abducted her, put a black hood over her head, sent her to a 3rd world country that she's never been to and the authoritarian government there shot her because they couldn't feed her.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 107 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We waited till he showed up to immigration court canceled their hearing, arrested them, and body slammed their pleading wife on the ground.

https://peertube.wtf/videos/embed/aAG3PGftbBZfy8SHCgmsej

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Actual gestapo. Can't wait to see them all face a trial. (I do still hope that fascism can be defeated again.)

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I have hopes. Americans are very rebelious and that's one thing I've always liked. In my homeland (PRC), the "No Kings" protest would never happen, especially not in modern politics

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Respectfully, Americans are anything but rebellious in the modern age. They haven't even come close to an average weekend in France.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Give it time. The original American revolution didn't happen in one day, neither did the Civil Rights movement, pressure is building up, the fight for more freedom has just begun, I have hopes.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

75 million people had to die to make that happen

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy shit that poor woman. And how those onlookers were able to maintain their composure and not punch him in his fucking face is pretty amazing.

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't know if amazing or just privileged. Shouldn't someone stand up in the face of injustice and human rights violation?

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

In a level-headed frame of mind, punching an ICE officer is not a good idea. They'll just use that as fuel to further "crack down on antifa" or some other bullshit, and you will end up in some sort of ICE torture prison without having really achieved anything.

But fuck, seeing that video makes my blood boil.

[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If they're journalists, no. They specifically should not step in.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 month ago

Best part would be the ICE agent father coming home every day with slightly different colored hair and different height and build every evening. He never takes off his mask, glasses or hat, so the family never know who he is ... or if it's the same person.

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is inaccurate, as none of the children or wife have bruises, or that 1000 yard stare associated with PTSD.

It's an Antichrist worshipper's fantasy of working for ICE

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tacos for dinner? *loads rifle…

[–] jason_is_back@tucson.social 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Only tacos allowed in this house

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That better be unseasoned beef, with half a pound of cheese, and drowned in sour cream! No salsa! Murica!

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That’s delicious right there! I love American style tacos!

[–] lightnegative@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I used to dislike tacos because I was brought up thinking these were tacos

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 1 month ago

It's spelled TACO cause it's an initialism

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 30 points 1 month ago (6 children)

He did not wash his hands before eating.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Maaan, I was at an RV park some years ago camping, and there's the restroom ya know. Anyway in all my times in the restroom, I never heard none of these chuds I was surrounded by wash their hands once.

Like take a piss and not wash is one thing, if yer pecker's clean, and ya didn't piss on yerself, no harm no foul, but to lay a nasty dookie, wipe yer hemroided ass and just waltz back to the BBQ is fuckin' foul.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You assume they wiped. Touching your asshole is gay or something.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's how I caught the gay. Finger poked through the TP and touched my b-hole. Never been the same since.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Username checks out?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

you sure they ain't just removing their butts and attaching a new one every time they dump?

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, whatever doesn't kill you...gives you pinkeye, e.coli, and chlamidya.

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[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The artist was going for accuracy

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That’s because RFK declared that germs aren’t real

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

It's better for everyone that way

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He is holding some kind of cloth in the 2nd panel. Maybe we just missed it.

I am curious what happened to the bite on the fork in the 3rd panel though.

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Anyone so moral and righteous as he doesn't need to. /s

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Then we had another who followed procedure perfectly, but I thought she might be glaring at me when I looked away, so I shot her.

[–] 18_24_61_b_17_17_4@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

27b/6? Like... David Thorne?

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

And thank God all this work they’re doing is creating more jobs for Americans! Don’t look at the jobs report, that was fabricated by the DNC.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Replace wholesome dinner with horrifying domestc violence and then it will be accurate.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Brazil was such a fantastic movie.

[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

using this to attract new ICE recruits /s

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Bold of you to imagine ICE people have any friends or family. They return home every day to their own wanking hand.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Stickler for paperwork.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Fuck USAID GIVE THEM ALL 50K BONUSES!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The lettering makes me think of Dave Kellett for reasons

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