When committing a felony, don't commit a misdemeanor.
Not sure whether the legal terms apply here, but I'm sure you understand what I'm saying.
Shitposts processed from 9 to 5, with occasional overtime on weekends.
Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Sinister
Treat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.
Rule 2: No Prohibited Postage
Some packages are simply undeliverable. That means:
If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing.... or retching over the stench, at least.
When committing a felony, don't commit a misdemeanor.
Not sure whether the legal terms apply here, but I'm sure you understand what I'm saying.
My car will YELL at us for not having a seat belt on. The faster we go, the louder the chime
🤣